Dear Giuseppe “the Cringe” Grillo.

I thought that the Cringe would end with the first video of Grillo defending his son, to inaugurate the season of the hen-fathers, when the Mother also entered the field. The problem with all this is that at this point (Mom enters the scene) that limit is exceeded which, in Italy – but also elsewhere – makes it compulsory to take the piss.

Because there are some things that are typical of human culture. For example, Germany has a specific word – rather old – to indicate the Cringe (which is instead a neologism). It is called fremdschämen.

And there is an unwritten rule according to which, beyond a certain amount of fremdschämen, the taking for the ass starts. Everywhere. Even in Bielefeld.

If someone takes the piss out of you, dear Grillo, there is often a comfortable handle.

And with MammaGrilla entering the arena, the handle you put in your ass qualifies as 626. Panic bar, stuff like that.

Let's start from the beginning. First, the video. Because there would be the video of the guys jumping around here and there with the dick in the hand doing the balls, as you say, and here I start to giggle.

So, let's talk about your "surveillance cameras". There are two cases:

• Case 1: The cameras film the exterior of the villa, but not the interior. Like all surveillance cameras, they film the villa from the outside. So apparently the rape took place outdoors. While MammaGrilla was sleeping inside the villa, outside these balls were jumping left and right with their peas out and shouting bullshit. Interesting. Now, I assure you that I had an adolescence that I would define "sexually eventful". But it never happened to me to organize an orgy on the front door while mom was sleeping at home . I miss. Really, it's a fetish that I miss. Getting caught in a mom gangbang. In person. I've seen a lot of videos on the internet that start like this, but I don't want to go into details. And here we limit ourselves to mom, because the front door or on the perimeter of the garden are placed where the orgies encounter various prejudices by the police. They are like that, you do a gangbang on the front door and they get pissed off. What bigots, huh? But now imagine the scene: you are in front of the front door doing your gangbang jumping with the bobbing pea, when the door opens and mom grills, with curlers on her head, pissed like a panther and expert in Persian kung fu?

• Case 2: Grillo attends strange houses with surveillance cameras INSIDE the villa. Inside, in the rooms. Not on the front door, on the fence of the villa, but INSIDE the rooms. Here we are at least in the field of the strange. I mean, you rent a villa and the "surveillance" cameras record you – in the bedrooms – all the time. There are two cases, Grillo: either you trust your wife a little (because you will know it), or you have strange tendencies towards voyeurism. Or when renting the villas you should be careful to choose them without cameras INSIDE. In any case, this thing takes me back to adolescence. I imagine being in a house where my friend's mother sleeps, brought there by my friends to do a gangbang, and start hopping around here and there shouting obscenities. What could possibly go wrong? Who wouldn't want to look like shit the size of a supermassive black hole when my friend's mom sleepily walks out of the room, complaining about the mess, and finds me hopping with my dick out?

Here MammaGrilla has really crossed the limit of the Cringe. Why we are assuming such a dialogue:

• eh, this one wants a gangbang!
• How do you know it?
• I am an expert in girls in alcoholic coma: I can tell you that when he wakes up he will want a gangbang.
• but how many do you know.
• it is the savate. On the second dan you know all about ethyl coma.
• clear. And where do we go to do it?
• let's go to my house, we rented a villa.
• Fantastic, a villa all to ourselves.
• actually there is my mother sleeping in the corridor to the side. What could possibly go wrong?
• Nothing, of course. I already 'want to jump here and there' laughing out loud with the pea outside! Sleeping women appreciate it very much. Anyway, who sees us? There will certainly be no cameras inside the villa, in the bedrooms.
• Absolutely not, who did you take me for, for youporn category "hidden camera"?
• But go, I was joking! Everyone knows that the surveillance cameras are outside the villas, and not in the bedrooms.
• Obvious. But if you go to the bathroom to piss, you keep the light off, okay?
• Ok.

But the maximum of the cringe comes when the girl is accused of having done kitesurfing in the following days. Why would anyone check what the girl was doing the next day? Was there any reason to send a private investigator after her? Absolutely not! After all, it was just a regular gangbang night with a drunk chick just out of an alcoholic coma, made up of pranksters bouncing their dicks outside while mom sleeps at the end of the hall. What's the point of sending a detective after you? Distressing question, I would say.

Answer: it is a typical Persian custom. In Persia they always do. It is part of a tradition that is celebrated on the first equinox of the year, known as the “feast of the seven S's”. One of these S stands for " S altellar with pea in hand", the second stands for " S- while mom sleeps", then there is "S-in the next room", and finally there is also " S- send a detective for no apparent reason ". It is flawless, and has a 60% Uranium enriched aftertaste.

Or not. No detective. The girl posted the photo on some social media. Interesting. But nothing guarantees that the posted photo is recent. Maybe it had been done ten days earlier, and posted later. And why is what the rape victim posted on social media is relevant? Because this is how it works for all the mothers who stay with curlers to sleep while four little boys are jumping around the house shouting bullshit with pea in hand. It is well known: milfology is an exact science.

After all, who is not informed of every activity of a girl in the days following the gangbang nearby sleepy mom ? This is normal, isn't it? The gangbang makes you apprehensive. Almost maternal.

One thing must be clear: there are many porn sites in the world. Almost all of them give a lot of results if you search for "gangbang sleeping mom", or "hidden camera bedroom", or "jumping dicks kitesurf girl", "forced sex four men one mamma".

So I am not surprised by the creativity of the comedian in question: everyone knows how to swing between the ridiculous and the pathetic, but for the double pike flight you need style . It takes a big shot. Mom sleeping next to the gangbang is, in the world of ad hoc porn, almost a topos: making it epic requires a non-negligible narrative ability.

But the real question, the real unsolved mystery in this whole " gangbang milf mature big cock forced sex hidden camera " story (as the xvideos search engine describes it) is this:

but where's the Brazzers bald when you need it?