May 3, 2024

The mountain of shit theory

Uriel Fanelli's blog in English

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Then, if one takes you by the Q …

Then, if one takes you by the Q ...

I am amused reading the story of the Rave party that would have been held, as illegal as any rave party, attracting as many as 20,000 people, from the parts of Viterbo. The problem, when I read this stuff, is that it just makes me laugh.

Then, only by reading the most progressive newspapers, I see that in order, this would have happened:

1. A dead man

2. Two rapes

3. Several people in an ethyl coma

4. Dead dogs in the sun

5. Organization of an event that lasted days without authorization

6. Violation of private property

7. Sale of unlicensed food, alcohol and tobacco

8. Drug dealing

9. Music reproduction without payment of SIAE rights

10. Noise pollution to the detriment of the surrounding fauna and inhabitants

11. Spillage of organic waste and waste into the lake (public waters)

12. Discarding other waste in the countryside

13. Camp without health requirements

14. Anti-Covid regulatory violation

15. Theft in local businesses

16. Damage to agriculture and pasture.

And all this, in a single rave party. If I go to read even the less progressive newspapers, I also find:

  1. worship of the devil,
  2. coming of the antichrist
  3. grasshoppers
  4. Islamic terrorism
  5. pizza with kiwifruit
  6. the asteroid hitting the earth
  7. cannibalism
  8. Alba Parietti signs a contract with Legalporno.
  9. Mustache
  10. the witches' sabbahs
  11. the ruin of crops
  12. the evil eye
  13. Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction
  14. communism
  15. the Camorra
  16. the bagna cauda.

I'm not so sure about the last one. Now, I don't want to mention Der Stürmer, but one thing must be said. Propaganda must know how to do it. You may not realize it, but a slew of things like that don't even happen at Impaled Nazarene's Black Metal concerts, when they sing Goat Perversion.

I mean, you managed to turn 10,000 ravers into some kind of stinking Mongolian Satanist horde (how would you say that Genghis Khan doesn't pay the SIAE? OWHERE !!), whose dogs "kill sheep". (that a raver's dog who grew up in an apartment in amsterdam can defeat Maremma sheepdogs I believe when I see him, huh)

Of course, as a precedent you could cite the fact that Attila died of an overdose (of mead) during a rave party (he did not ask the prosecutor to be able to do the wedding party) and that he actually did not pay the SIAE.

But they are easily removable excuses, as Charlemagne said.

It is also difficult to take this news seriously, especially as there are no truly talking photographs of this demonic orgy, other than footage showing techno music and people pissing in a ruin (soon after referred to as "cottage" rather generously).

My only comment on this is "at least Goebbels could have taken him seriously".

You could take an example from the Malleus Maleficarum and try to imitate the verisimilitude of the accusations, or, I know, use the calm tones of the famous newspaper "Der Stürmer".

The question arises: but do ravers fly on a broom to the Benevento nut?

I mean, you could try to debunk everything and it would turn out that so many guys gathered and danced in the open country, but the problem here is that debunking those accusations would be like debunk the Malleus Maleficarum or the Elders of Zion Protocol. It makes no sense, because for contemporary man these texts are ridiculous.

We are now at the levels of https://weeklyworldnews.com/

I expect someone to say at any moment that the Taliban were at the rave, or that someone spotted Elvis Presley….

You cannot reason on delusions of this kind. You can't even take them seriously or spend time with them. The list of accusations, (among which "dead dogs" and "they dried the grass in the field" stands out) is so patently grotesque, and shows such a boundless expanse of human misery even at the level of gossip (you can understand a lot about a company observing the gossip it invents), which in the end in that rave party I can only see a clear improvement in the quality of the humanity of the place.

I understand that somehow it was necessary to respond to the controversy for the concert that Salmo organized for Forza Italia, but when you do things, man, at least a little common sense is needed.

So really, it comes from reading the articles and laughing.

And therefore, I repeat the concept:

"if someone takes the piss out of you, there is often a handy handle".

by the way, can anyone tell me if Big Pharma was also participating in that rave?

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